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Welcome to
the basement.

A free browser game about surviving memecoin culture — start broke in your mom's basement, trade fictional coins on a living market, and try to become somebody before the rug finds you.

  • Pre-alpha · build 0.22.0
  • Free to play
  • No token. Ever.
  • Runs in your browser

The pitch

Zero viewers. Zero Dollaz.
One folding chair.

You are a streamer with 0–5 viewers living in your mom's basement. Mom thinks you're a finance major. You are not. Between rent, energy drinks and a cracked phone, your only way out is the most honest dishonest market ever simulated.

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The fantasy

Survive real life on Dollaz, chase generational wealth in Zol. Upgrade the PC, upgrade the phone, upgrade your reputation — the basement is where every legend starts and most of them end.

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The market

A living market with real physics: only a trade can move a price. NPCs pump, dump, shill and rug with their own wallets — every scam leaves fingerprints in the tape, if you learn to read it.

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The rules

Free to play, no pay-to-win, no token. Everything in the game is fictional, including the money. The thesis is proof of culture: the game earns the attention first — nothing is ever promised on top of it.

Straight from the build

This is real, and you can play it tonight.

Captured from the live build at pumpdotfam.meme — the front door works on a laptop or a phone, Guest mode gets you into the basement in one click, and the money apps behind it already run.

Live build 0.22.0
pumpdotfam login screen on desktop — Enter the basement panel with guest and account options
The front door on desktop. Register, or walk in as a persistent Guest and sign your name later.
Live · phone
pumpdotfam login screen on a phone
Same door, pocket sized.
Live · phone
Phomo OS on a phone: Bag Pulse CALM, a greeting for Guest 5389, rent due Friday, wallet cards and a six-app dock
Phomo OS — the in-game operating system, running in portrait.
Live · phone
Fantom Wallet with token rows for BTZ, Zol, $FAM, ETZ and BNZ, each with working Buy and Sell buttons
Fantom Wallet. Buy and Sell aren't mockups — they work.
Live · phone
A live $FAM coin page with a green price chart and LIVE, 5m, 15m, 1h and 1d timeframes
A coin page with a live chart. Fictional coin, real anxiety.

The door is open.

No download, no wallet, no seed phrase. Walk in as a Guest — the basement remembers you.