Characters
Everyone here is
someone's exit liquidity.
You don't get rugged by a market — you get rugged by a guy who told you about a coin. Meet the guys.
Built & rigged
The 3D fam, ready to walk.
Three characters are already modeled, textured, rigged and animated — QA'd on real idle and walk cycles, headed for the basement and the streets around it. These are renders of the actual game assets, not illustrations.
Frake
Puffer jacket, PF tee, unshakeable self-belief. Started from the bottom of the bonding curve; still there, but dressed for the top.
Hansembull
The eternal bull. Horns out, neon veins glowing, has never once considered the possibility of a red candle. Respect it.
CryptoRoach
Headset on, antennae through the cap. Has survived every crash since the beginning of recorded candles and will survive yours too.
Status honesty: these three exist as finished, animation-QA'd 3D assets in the character pipeline. They are not walking around the shipped build yet — that's the "NPCs in the room" line on the roadmap.
The named cast
People you'll wish
you hadn't trusted.
The recurring cast of the pumpdotfam universe. Some of them are your problem now; the rest become your problem later.
Mom
Owns the house above your entire net worth. Believes you are a finance major. Historically the market's lender of last resort — her bailouts come with interest measured in guilt.
Mouse
Day-one viewer with sharp pattern recognition. Keeps receipts, notices contradictions, loyal to people rather than narratives. Could become your first mod — or your first serious critic.
Rex Candle
A premium-looking paid influencer who turns every relationship into positioning and every audience into liquidity. Multiple phones. Rented luxury. Practiced smile.
Whale Chad
Square jaw, calm posture, whale-shaped coin pouch. Moves size without moving a facial muscle. When Whale Chad is buying, the room feels it before the chart shows it.
Big Fin
The whale everyone swears is friendly. Big Fin is the one who actually exits — and when he does, he takes the floor with him. Learn the wallet, not the smile.
The other ninety-something
A full ecology of roughly 100 named traders — jeets, shillers, insiders, bundlers, arbitrageurs — is designed and waiting on final sign-off. Their handles stay sealed until then.
From the sketchbook
The player, on paper.
A full-body turnaround from the character series: backwards cap, headset, hoodie over the PF tee — the patron saint of 0-viewer streams.
Series art / turnaround sheet — character designs evolve before they reach the game.
